|A miss is as good as a molehill.||[19th.Apr.2008|01:11 pm]|
Ahhh, I am completely captivated by the Random Proverb Generator. It combines two random quotes and presents such gems as|
If you can't beat them, join a vacuum.
Nature abhors a cat.
Every dog has the man.
It takes two to make the cat.
(So true, and also there are a lot of proverbs about cats, dogs and pigs.)
Two heads are better than money.
(Dude, two heads ARE money: freak show, here I come!)
Actions speak louder than a king.
Nature abhors a quarrel.
(More or less than it abhors a cat?)
You scratch my back and I'll scratch Rome.
Don't throw the baby out with love and war.
Seriously. I think I should create demotivators with these, or a poster of SOME kind, obviously, but the question of what art to use baffles me. :-)