| Spoilery spoilers for your... spoilish... pleasures. |
[26th.Jan.2008|04:55 pm] |
:-)
Rewatching Quarantine
Pi: Quarantine is replaying right now on SciFi
Dove: hee, I rewatched it already
Pi: oh wow, go you
Dove: I'm home sick! I have to amuse myself.
Pi: well, hopefully SGA makes you feel a little better
Dove: yeah, it does!
Dove: Rodney's pants have never failed to lift my mood.
Pi: mmmmm, they have that effect
Dove: hee, Ronon totally knows that Keller is hot for his reckless aggression
Pi: I want Ronon to go all prone and sprawly on MY command!
Dove: I like that he's so... obedient.
Pi: it's an excellent quality in a beau
Dove: I also like his pants. ...wouldn't you think Rodney would be hot with that jacket in the botany lab, especially if he's freaking out? my point being, Rodney should take off more clothes.
Pi: yes! always ...look at his ass
Dove: [rewinds]
Pi: I can't really feel despair while looking at that fine, fine ass, no matter what Rodney says. It inspires only hopeful thoughts.
Dove: heh, for real. I once had a discussion with my roommate in which I accidentally proved the existence of god based on the existence of David Hewlett's ass.
Pi: SEE? HOPEFUL THOUGHTS
...
Pi: oh Rodney, so manly with a spade. he's feverish! he should take off his clothes
Dove: Seriously! why is he wearing the jacket?
Pi: because god hates us? Sorry, sorry. I can't help it! I want naked Rodney!
Dove: wheeee password. TEYLA. god that's adorable.
Pi: OH I LOVE THIS PART
Dove: best scene ever y/y?
Pi: "Never underestimate the size of that man's penis. I mean ego. I said 'ego,' right?"
Dove: "*eyeroll* "Yes, Colonel. Ronon and I remain completely oblivious to your relationship with Dr. McKay, despite your noisy offworld sex marathons."
Pi: lol
see, here's the number one reason I don't believe Rodney and Katie are meant for each other: Trapped in a botany lab, no hope of doing anything useful, the CLEAR ACTIVITY here is HAVE SEX.
Dove: no kidding
Pi: AND YET! they don't even really TOUCH
Dove: even Radek is thinking it, and he doesn't even like Carter. Rodney's ready to propose, but they're still, like, second-date awkward around each other!
Pi: Radek and his women in charge, I tell you its a fetish.
Dove: [marries your brain]
Pi: [takes your brain to vegas for the honeymoon]
Dove: yeah, I mean, clearly he cares about her, that's obvious, but that doesn't mean they would work as a couple.
Pi: exactly. And she's a nice girl and all, but. ...I still want that fic where she's secretly a terror in the botany labs. I'm going to pout until someone writes it for me. Maybe I should write it.
Dove: MAYBE YOU SHOULD. A+. ....(Katie/Rodney): well, and it seems like she'd almost have to like him not for who he actually is but for who she thinks he is deep inside, you know, his scarred inner child
MAYBE YOU SHOULD. A+.
Dove: Katie has no butt. wtf.
Pi: oh Rodney, you are so the Fail at cheering up. You lose at cheering up, darling. OMG CACTUS PORN. THIS IS SO WEIRD. is this Gero's way of convincing us they've had sex???
Dove: see, again, she totally thinks that Rodney needs a little extra TLC and then he will flourish and it's like, no.
Pi: it cracks me UP
Dove: heh, yeah, we aren't buying it, Martins.
Pi: well, at least it made us think of Rodney and handjobs, so it's not a total waste of a scene
Dove: there is that... Ngh, slouchy spread-legged Ronon. how did she NOT know that was an invitation?
Pi: preeeeetty. ...she's innocent! she's a baby! ...she's blind?
Dove: she's more socially retarded than Rodney?
Pi: they have much the same background, so it's possible
Dove: well, except she used to live on a ship with a crazy killing machine and, like, fifteen improbably beautiful men
Pi: except for that
Pi: (as John fiddles with door crystals) now John's just doing stuff he's seen Rodney do.
Dove: I know. (Teyla's baby kicks) oh my god the creepy dorky look on his face
Pi: OH NO FEELINGS I HAVE TO LEAP OUT THE WINDOOOOOOOWWWWW ...poor John. talk about socially retarded
Dove: oh god I know, he's a million times worse than Rodney
Pi: OH JOHN YOU ASS.
Dove: "Batman did it all the time!" JOHN THAT IS NOT A REAL ROLE MODEL
Pi: HE IS FICTIONAL
Dove: wasn't Batman Rodney's hero in that season 3 ep with Lucius?
Pi: I have to stare at John's body now. But YES, he was!!!!
Dove: the one where Ronon touches him inappropriately. At this point John totally is just thinking, "What would Rodney do?"
Pi: I know! Or else, "What would Rodney find hot?" and then he picks one or the other
Dove: hee, half the time when he saves the day, it's only a side effect of trying to turn Rodney on
Pi: look for boxers...
Dove: I was watching for belly last time
Pi: no boxers = going commando
Dove: well, he was "playing golf" with Rodney earlier. the boxers were a casualty.
Pi: you just made me nearly spit tea over my keyboard!
Dove: \o/
Pi: "Is that what the kids are calling it these days?" ...if only I knew lots of golf parlance, I would make golf jokes for the next half hour. Isn't there a club called a Woody? or a Wood? or something?
Dove: I'm sure there's some kind of horrible pun to be found, "John never lands in the rough unintentionally" or something. there is a wood, not a woody, that's a station wagon
Pi: sooooo... you're saying my imappropriate golf jokes need work?
Dove: I am maybe saying, stick to porn :) I wonder if golf is what they've replaced their live-action Sims with
Pi: good god, all I can say is, Rodney must love John if he's willing to play GOLF in VIDEO FORM. that's devotion
Dove: no kidding. ps Ronon's pants also = for great awesome.
Pi: Ronon's arms are SO DELICIOUS.
Dove: almost as awesome as his "yay blowing shit up" grin
Pi: and he likes Jaws!
Dove: I want to climb him like a monkey
Pi: I fully endorse that idea
Dove: why does the scientist address Lorne there? shouldn't she address John?
Pi: I dunno, maybe she's just used to talking to Lorne?
Dove: I love Lorne's thinky eyebrows and his LOOK "god what is this guy's PROBLEM"
Pi: YES THAT'S IT COLONEL SORRY I DON'T HAVE EIGHT POUNDS OF EXPLOSIVES IN MY TAC VEST
Dove: "can you believe he is my BOSS"
Pi: I'LL GO COMMIT HARI KIRI NOW SIR
Dove: heeeee
Pi: oh man, watching Rodney and Katie is so painful
Dove: yeah it is (also, I love that Lorne's hair is turning into Sheppard's hair)
Pi: Ronon has a sticky-uppy dreadlock!
Dove: it is ADORABLE. that's my favorite thing about Ronon - he's, like, half little-boy charm and half physical manifestation of lust.
Pi: (as Teyla thinks about climbing out the window) poor Teyla. this just has to be killing her. Also, I, too, love Ronon's emerging personality
Dove: I love that he calls Keller on being a totally useless wuss when she first arrived because I hated that, too
Pi: she's improved
Dove: yes
Pi: and I will say, in the season opener where she was performing cpr on elizabeth, she did well, I thought - I mean, it might have been all wrong, but she LOOKED confident and smart
Dove: there is a limited amount of "Oh my god I'm so scared i'm over my head I can't do this" that I can take, and I got way too much of that from her, and from Carson
Pi: they improved her
Dove: must be a TV doctor thing. they did improve her :) God, Lorne's HAIR. he's getting there. He's coming along.
Pi: he's realized his CO doesn't care if his hair is regulation, lol
Dove: between the hair, the painting, and running around Atlantis in his bare feet, he's shaping up nicely as a perfect XO for Sheppard
Pi: by which you mean... gay gay gay?
Dove: god, remember waaaaaay back in the day when Lorne & McKay were on a mission together and Lorne was all, "WTF does he SEE IN YOU?" They've come so far :)
Pi: lol, true ...Oh boy, more painful Katie n Rodney
Dove: So she asks him to propose and then... says no...?
Pi: he never really asks, though
Dove: yeah, dude, seriously, if it were John & Rodney in the lab, and Rodney were lying prostrate on the floor, arms akimbo, with his little neck all stretched out and exposed
Pi: no KIDDING
Dove: john would be on that like THAT. And also, let's have more things tied around Ronon's arms, plz
Pi: I'm on board with that
Dove: (as Keller talks about not fitting in) honey, you're in Atlantis - everyone here is a charter member of the Freaks & Geeks club. that's how you all got SENT here
Pi: no kidding - rejects and misfits
Dove: I like the theory that the Atlantis mission was originally expected to fail, and they just sent people who, while technically qualified, nobody really wanted around
Pi: (as Radek crawls through vents) I alawys really hope Radek is saying "fuck you and fuck your mother" in various creative ways
Dove: (part of the reason Jack objected so strenuously to Daniel going--of COURSE he should've been there, but they couldn't afford to lose him)
Dove: hee, I wouldn't be surprised
Pi: the contrast is just so - man. All those couples, and then - Rodney and Katie. Oh, it makes me sad.
Dove: yes, but, hopeful feelings! They break up! John will take him back, he always took John back after the SpaceHo of the week! (back in the mess hall, after it all) HEE Ronon.
Pi: oh junior high in Atlantis!
Dove: I love that at 40 years old, being in Atlantis makes Rodney want to be a better person. I love his love for the city.
Pi: yes, me too
Dove: Pi - his FACE. his little pink ears - god.
Pi: MY HEART. oh I love how earnest he is. and my heart is breaking.
HARMONY
Dove: "All new SGA: Sheppard goes camping with a princess. And a little girl."
Dove: Standup night in the mess, Ronon gets up, "So, a princess and two queens go for a walk in the woods..."
Pi: Ahahaha - two chicks, two guys, WHAT COULD BE BETTER
Dove: FOURSOME ANYONE?
Pi: Rodney looks a little tipsy
Dove: koff
Pi: OKAY "YOU GALS" "YOU GALS go slip into something a little more comfortable - OW. SHEPPARD, WHY ARE YOU HITTING ME -" Oh Rodney.
Dove: Rodney: wheeee THREE chicks, we can totally do this Sheppard!
Pi: I CAN HELP, SERIOUSLY I'M YOUR GUY
Dove: DIBS HAHA
Pi: ahahahahahaha OH MY GOD I LOVE JOHN'S GOOFY FAAAAAACE
Dove: "Super." god he is such a tool.
Pi: Dude, his face is like GUMBY. oh, this is going to be very silly! I'm excited. I love the silly episodes.
Dove: I do too!
Pi: I have a horrible weakness for The Tower. TELL NO ONE.
Dove: also, it's all mckay/sheppard, all the time, how could it not be made of win?
Dove: Back, and: how very tragic
Pi: ?
Dove: I went out in the living room and Archie had collapsed from lack of belly rubs
Pi: oh man
Dove: he needed emergency skritches!
Pi: that's the saddest story I've ever heard. heeeee
Dove: okay, so, random tangent
Pi: and, go!
Dove: one of my favorite SGA tropes is when John has crazy secret (or not) mutant power
like that one where he charms people and they want to do what he wants
Pi: yes, always fun
Dove: or when he's, like, a centaur DO NOT JUDGE ME
Pi: lol. it's okay. I keep wanting him to be a shapeshifter
Dove: oh god have you read the one where he's a succubus and everyone sees him as their sexual ideal?
Pi: SHOW SHOW SHOW. oh boy silliness ahoy!
Dove: those costumes are pretty fucking silly
Pi: they stole them from the Flash Gordon set
Dove: "We're not gonna have to tell her about, you know, becoming a woman & stuff, right?"
Pi: "Because I don't even understand how tampons work, much less why they might need wings."
"That's not tampons!"
"WELL HOW WOULD I KNOW?"
Dove: Ow. wow, Rodney's FACE: "God, for TEN SECONDS if he could stop thinking with his dick."
Pi: See, this is when they need Elizabeth, lol, because Rodney and John are fucking HOPELESS at actual, you know, negotiating.
Dove: wow, John has all the makings of an excellent leader
Pi: \o/ Woohoo! the 11 year old thinks I'm a good leader!
Dove: except, like, a conscience, or a sense of interpersonal relations, or an ability to interact with human beings.
Pi: right, but those things just get in the way. Harmony's a suckup. Also, Rodney's gonna electrocute her.
Dove: uh, so, John's gonna go explore in the strange woods, near a giant chasm. But he'll just leave his pack, which has, you know, everything he needs for survival...
Pi: And Rodney gets stuck with the kid. You know he's just thinking: "IS THIS WHAT IT'S GOING TO BE LIKE WITH OUR KIDS?" The show is killing me - I'm actually snorting with laughter here
Dove: I absolutely feel the need to kick John in the ass here (as Harmony fake-cries)
Pi: I feel the need to laugh and laugh
Dove: "Jesus, McKay, now you made me TOUCH the thing."
Pi: I'm howling over here. Rodney's thinking up ways to overthrow their government....
Dove: Oh my god, it's a kid with a KNIFE. Rodney's two worst nightmares combined! But: I love her little coat
Pi: me too! I want one! ...oh noes! Sheppard is gone! That kid is very logical.
Dove: Oh god I am totally in favor of proposition "Rodney calls him John now"
Pi: ME TOO - oh crap, Genii.
Dove: it just sounds all... dirty and intimate
Pi: Well it IS dirty and intimate. In a GOOD WAY.
Dove: Oooh, Blood Monkey (commercial). I have to see that. it looks incredibly dumb.
Pi: Eh, not my cuppa, lol
Dove: I love - let me put it to you this way - Boa V. Python is one of my favorite movies
Pi: lol
Dove: I also own Anaconda AND Anacondas: Hunt for the Blood Orchid
Pi: that movie was AWFUL. REALLY REALLY AWFUL. Redeemed only by DHew.
Dove: it's so bad it's hilarious
Pi: I have to revoke my offer to marry your brain, now
Dove: but, Dr. Pockets! he redeems all.
Pi: Dr. Hotass in Wet Cargo Pants redeems a lot.
Dove: it's my father's fault, he made me watch Anaconda one christmas break and it was just fucking hilarious
Pi: it's always the parents' fault
my dad and I watched the very first Next Generation episode together on its premier date, and all these years later, I'm a scifi geek.
Dove: n'awwww. Oooh, show. oh wait, no, the Genii are their allies now
Pi: oh man, Rodney has the prettiest, big blue eyes
Dove: it's just Kolya who's their enemy ...yeah he does - GENII SCHOOL OMG YES
Pi: oh RODNEY. he's stalling - holy fuck!
Dove: JOHN THAT WAS SO HOT
Pi: YES IT WAS - HIS SPIDEY SENSE!
Dove: and then he ruins it by saying "Spidey senses" and we're back to Giant Tool
Pi: I love the Spidey Senses! I want to jump John when he starts the geek talk
Dove: yeah, I kinda do too. I just meant he ruins his Soldier of Fortune badass image
Pi: it does detract slightly from the sociopath John we ALSO know and love.
Pi: ...Have I mentioned that I was a member of the Comic Book club in high school? true story.
Dove: you are so hot.
Pi: that's what all the girls say when I tell em about my geeky past
Dove: they're not lying. I was a band nerd... um, and
Pi: ?
Dove: my friends & I used to play Magic: The Gathering after school every day
Pi: OH MAN. I re-offer my offer to take your brain to Vegas.
Dove: \o/
Pi: Rodney's looked a little scared of Harmony. GOD, HARMONY, stop getting me in trouble with my BOYFRIEND.
Dove: it's not just me, right? this girl is creepy
Pi: no, she's creepy. but I kinda like her. she shows a streak of arrogance and sociopathy I find strangely intriguing
Dove: that must explain your attraction to John
Pi: probably. yes yes, boys, argue with the pre-teen! that always goes well.
Dove: especially at her special time of the lunar cycle
Pi: [snerk] who's this random Genii dude? dammit, I wish Kolya were back
Dove: have you noticed that the more hooteriffic a woman in the Pegasus galaxy is, the more likely she is to be a sociopath? I miss Kolya.
(the boys consider stunning the little girl)
Pi: OH MY GOD HE THOUGHT ABOUT IT i love John so much. ...She's 13? I thought she was 11
Dove: Yeah, so did I. what the hell happened to john's hair?
Pi: must be humid
Dove: :)
Pi: it's still sticking up in back
Dove: it's just... fluffy. a lot fluffier than usual
Pi: okay, so the whole "the traits you find annoying in others are often the ones you have" speech? Was a very married speech.
Dove: no kidding. ... "When you get cranky, you get hit?"
Pi: abusive!
Dove: omg domestic violence is a crime, John, not a shame!
Pi: Rodney, shut up. He keeps TALKING while they're being STALKED by KILLERS.
Dove: THE NOSE THAT KNOWS - I can't. They're each dorkier than the other.
Pi: Rodney just made a FRUIT LOOPS reference. HOLY COW he's a nerd. i kind of love him. ...OKAY JOHN, I'll stay back here and stare at your ass. Man, that Harmony; she's a snotty little kid
Dove: dude
Pi: she does remind me of Rodney, lol
Dove: Harmony and John are going to be married. I KNEW IT
Pi: and she has a crush on John!
Dove: nope, not just a crush, he's her intended
Pi: OoooooooHHHHHHHH you think?
Dove: which may or may not be part of his agreeing to guide her
Pi: I'm so fucking slow [headdesk]
Dove: hee [pats] it's okay. that's what was creeping me out about her - she kept hitting on him
Pi: ahhhh. I just thought she was sucking up
Dove: little of both. that's why she asked who the leader was--wanted to make sure she was crushing on the right guy.
(as John explains that the leader leads by the pleasure of the people)
Pi: oh John, it's your own little Magna Carta
Dove: oh, honey, no, I already belong to another Queen. I can't marry you.
Pi: Sorry, I'm already engaged to Rodney
Dove: one far bitchier and more imperious than you.
Pi: But keep working on it! You're on the way, honey. (three Genii disappear) maybe the beast ate the men
Dove: let's hope. it's probably another fake ascension beast
(Harmony asks Rodney for love advice)
Pi: wow are you asking the wrong guy, little girl. he's the jealous type
Dove: no shit
Pi: "It's not that I don't really like you... it that I don't like you AT ALL."
Dove: Oh my GOD. even an alien child princess can tell that Rodney's the biggest roadblock to their love
Pi: TRUE FACT
Dove: How did those men die? VERY SHARP BEAK. yes, Rodney, they were pecked to death
Pi: THE CHICKEN OF DEATH. ...uh, a little girl with a knife could do it. just saying...
Dove: ooh, probably
Pi: Maybe three sessions with the hunder guy is, like, three years, and she's really a killer ninja assassin little girl
Dove: we do keep getting reminded of what a good hunter she is
Pi: which would, frankly, make her much more attractive to John
Dove: well, yeah, that's been the obvious word they're not saying, how long a session is
heh, true
Pi: ...I have to go kill myself for thinking that
Dove: "oh my god you're almost as unhinged as I am. That is smokin' hot."
Pi: Rodney: "Noooooo!"
Dove: something tells me that in the pegasus galaxy, age of consent is not determined by an arbitrary number
Pi: yeah, I bet you're right. seriously, teen pregnancy is ENFORCED
Dove: Planet KidKill anyone?
(Rodney still wants to stun the kid, and speaks in tongues)
Dove: UNNERSTAY
Pi: and for once, Pig Latin WORKS. PROVING ITS WORTH FOREVER
Dove: has the beast manifested every time Princess Crabbypants doesn't get her way?
Pi: hmmmmmmm, good question. wow, so: night, then DAY. nice transition SGA
Dove: god, Rodney, no. Stop aiming that thing. those wraith stunners are obscene
Pi: oh John, stop being so impatient. you know, these things take TIME
Dove: when they were reverse engineering them, they couldn't make them, I don't know, slightly less phallic?
Pi: it doesn't always have to be WHAM BAM THANK YOU MA'AM.
Dove: he never learned anything different
Pi: Rodney'll teach him
Dove: Oh my god John is going to touch it and make it glow and then HE WILL BE THE TRUE QUEEN
Pi: John's the true queen!
Dove: gmta indeed :D
Pi: SHARE WITH THE CLASS. the Royal Pain! [giggle]
Dove: Rodney, in conclusion, is a god. ...oh god, the Touching Lesson Music
Pi: The Moral of the Story, Kids, Is... Rodney McKay is a god, and John Sheppard is a queen?
Dove: I might not be satisfied with just your brain.
Pi: lol. I'm yours!
Dove: \o/ I win! GENII GUY "HOW ARE YOU?" John: "Good." GENII GUY: "AND?" John: "REAL GOOD."
Pi: ahahahaha BRILLIANT!
Dove: oh my god I just made the most undignified noise ever
Pi: I screamed and clapped my hands loudly - let's jsut say it's a good thing the kids are sound sleepers
(commercial)
Pi: oy. oh John, you're such an abusive husband
Dove: he's not as bad as Jack O'Neil
Pi: Rodney, no cursing in front of the incesspray!
Dove: HEE, I was all, "incesspray? WTF is... oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh"
Pi: SEE? Pig Latin: Language of Secrets!
Dove: you are so sneaky
Pi: I'm all about the teaching
Dove: I'm a quick learner!
Pi: SMITE SMITE! I wanna see some smiting!
Dove: NO SERIOUSLY! they're going to make John the queen! I AM SO HAPPY IN MY PANTS also I forsee endless jokes from Rodney
Pi: JOHN IS THE QUEEEEEEEEN ...EVEN BRAVER THAN ME - oh John. oh no, now the princess has a crush on Rodney ahahahaha
Dove: you like me, like me!
Pi: I FELL ON YOU IT WASNT HEROICS
Dove: I love Rodney so much
Pi: Rodney runs screaming into the forest from the little girl
Dove: he is the bravest little toaster in the universe. Aw, but he is so wrapped up in this image of himself as a self-invested coward he can't even admit to anyone else that he's been brave
Pi: awwwww. I like that psycho princess.
Dove: oh my god it's the star wars scene
Pi: hee! IT SURE IS
Dove: SNORT. "kissass." god, i love him.
Pi: Where's Ronon? he can be Chewie!
Dove: LOOK AT JOHN HIDING
Pi: BAD FAN ART ALWAYS WINS
Dove: I am crying - that was awesome
Pi: CRYING WITH JOY
Dove: crying with laughter, yes. god that was almost as good as the Satedan Superhero Poster
Pi: GOD YES. and all the Rodney portraits on Planet RodneyNJohn
Dove: oh god, yes
Pi: I LOVE bad fanart
Dove: Ronon's is my favorite, but yeah. anyway, in conclusion, that episode was made of awesome.
INDEED IT WAS. Now I have to go contemplate the dirty bad thoughts (which are ALL DOVE'S FAULT) I have about John wearing pink satin panties under his BDUs. I hope you are able to spend your afternoon as profitably. :-) |
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